I was thinking today about people who commit suicide, and people who talk to people about commiting suicide. I think that if your life sucks so much you want to end it, you definately shouldn't try to impress your problems on others.

Just do it, I'm giving all of you suicidal kids out there the green light.

But if you do it, why not go out in style? Do it on someone you hate's birthday. In thier bed. The moment they wake up. Or not. I'm sure you'll think of something.

Currently Reading On the Down Low: A Journey Into the Lives of "Straight" Black Men Who Sleep with Men By J.L. King see related

Here's what I like to do:

If someone is making fun of you, or you are in an argument, a good way to win or prove your point is to shout, "I AM GAY! OH MAN I AM REALLY GAY!" Because what can anybody say to that? Really? They cant insult you, because nowadays the only insult around is "you're gay" or "faggot." So when you claim to BE gay, you automatically win the argument.

Also, try to use variations. Like this, "Holy crap...I think...yeah. I am gay. I wasn't sure, but now I'm posative. I AM REALLY GAY!"

Mix it up. And most important: have fun.

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